10 Categories Of Girlfriends - Romance

This write-up focuses on the certain categories of girlfriends that will always spell trouble and almost never be the right prospects for a sane man

10 Categories Of Annoying GirlFriends

1. The Ones Who Change Men Like Bathroom Slipppers
While you are still wearing a bathroom slippers, some ladies must have changed up to 3 boyfriends.. They feel they are on top of the game because so many male suitors are chasing them here and there. You have to be tactical in dealing with these ladies else, they will dump you without any reason

2. Eatery Lovers
The ones who love eateries as if their lives depend on it. They are always available at the mention of eatery. Even when they don't have appetite, they will still point to expensive foods which they cannot even eat. Many at times, not even loss of appetite will stop them from feeding as if there's famine in d land 

3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When You Are Prudent In Spending

Some girlfriends expect you to do the needful at the mention of money. When some ladies ask you for money twice and you them excuses, you are tagged "STINGY" The moment she realizes you are prudent in spending, she keeps telling you indirectly or tell her friends that you are a stingy dude

4. Gold Diggers
Even if you don't have that much money, you may still encounter girls that are interested in the last kobo you have in your pocket. A tell tale sign of a gold digger is the lack of a job. If some ladies have no motivation to support themselves, then odds are that their goal is to exercise their maga-rizm skill on you. Regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way cos she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards.

5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in Time Of Need
The moment some so called girlfriends start flashing you repeatedly, you can be sure she needs a favour from you ** smh**

6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything
These are the categories of ladies who cry like babies at any slight provocation. The break down in tears when anything silly or bad happens.. She sees you with another lady, she will cry; you shout at her, she will cry; she lost her purse, she will cry. She will cry more ridiculous tears as the relationship wears on. Run from them !

7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With Marriage

Many ladies are infatuated with the idea of marriage. They've planned out their lives to the finest silly details and they see happiness as some sort that
they can create certain steps that they must have two children by the time they're 32 and they had better be living in a cute house with a house maid who does good impressions. Needless I say, If any lady mentions making a family or getting married before you've even gotten to know her, run away !.

8 The Chronic Cheaters
The chronic cheaters announce their history of infidelity as if she takes pride in it. This type is easy to detect and get away from quickly. They are more cunning and they cheat without ever admitting to it even when you confront them directly. In this case, your only chance of finding out the truth is by asking someone who knows her well and whom you think you
can trust.

9 Secret Keepers
These one who are unnecessary secretive. However, they hide everything, fb password, phone lock password, inbox messages ( just name it). They start feeling very uncomfortable when you are going through their phones . Ask for their social network password and they would threat to call the relationship a quit because you don't trust them

10 High Maintenance Chic
If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you're doing and start consoling her immediately. She acts like a dummy maybe because their dads always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one. Although she's not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her

Six Things You Should Never Do For A Man Even When In Love

When two people come together in a relationship, it is important that they make certain adjustments. This helps their bond to grow stronger and fonder. But, always remember that a healthy relationship is a two-way street. A place where both partners are equal at all levels. We say so because when you look around you find that it is the woman who makes more than her fair share of sacrifices and compromises for her men. Especially after marriage, she is the one who is expected to make all the adjustments and changes. Ladies, while you might be doing some things happily, there are some crucial aspects in which you should never compromise evem when you are in love. Here are some things that you should never do for your man

1. Ignore Your Dreams

Just because he wants you to spend time with him or be around him always, should not make you feel guilty into turning down that big promotion or the chance to go for thyuat prestigious conference abroad. He should never ask you to make a choice between your dreams and him. There should always be a common ground to work on. Ask yourself, would you be happy in a relationship where you have to give up your hard-earned dreams? If he loves you, he will understand that your dreams and career are as important as his.

2. Modify your values

All of us have our own set of moral values and principles that we believe in. These values form our identity and individuality to a good extent. Never try to change your morals just because your man wants you to. Even if you two don’t share common values, he should always respect yours, rather than change them. This is not just about moral values; it is also about religion and beliefs. Such things cannot and should not ever be changed just because someone else wants you to do so.

3. Change Your Look

woman should never change her appearance or the way she looks only because her man desires so. Subtle changes are acceptable, like dressing and styling ones. But if he wants you to go for surgeries to change certain aspect of your appearance then never agree to it. He should admire your natural beauty and not work towards changing it. Just because he doesn’t like the way your nose looks or if he finds your ears too pointy, it should not guilt-trip you into going for something as drastic as a surgery.

4. Sacrifice your personal space

Even your family and friends need your time and attention, and this is something even you enjoy, right? So, never sacrifice your personal space and time that you should be spending with them just because he wants you to. Try to divide it and strike a balance. Just because you are in a relationship does not mean that you do not need anyone else apart from him. And, he should understand and respect that.

5. Forget Who You Are

Never try to act what you are not. Do not show that you are less intelligent than him just to boost his ego or only because it will make him happy. Men like independent women, so acting silly is not going to help at all. Also, you should not change your likes and dislikes for him. These things make you unique. So, do not lose your individuality and identity for a man. At least, not when you are being forced to do so

6. Handing over the reins

Never give him the access to be in control of you. No matter how much you love him, the decisions should always be mutual. He should never make the final decision of what you should and shouldn’t do. Always discuss with him, but make your decision keeping your own lifestyles and choices in mind.

Ladies, keep these things in mind. There are certain aspects of your personality that you should not change for a man, even when you are in love. If you are not true to yourself, you can never be true to your relationship!

How to Look Attractive (Girls

How to Look Attractive (Girls)
For teenage girls, looking your best and attracting admirers is easy when you put your mind to it. Whether you're reading this to make new friends, catch your crushes eye or simply to feel better about yourself, these steps will help in any situation!

Part One of Three:
Easy Ways to Look Your Best

1. Spend five minutes every morning and evening on your skin. Consistency is the key to maintaining beautiful skin, so commit to setting aside a few minutes a day for it. Here's how to make it easy:
Wash your face in the shower. Save time in the morning by combining your skincare routine with your shower. Do a few quick swipes and rinse while you're getting your hair wet.
If you're too tired to do a full skincare routine before you hit the hay, keep a stack of makeup removal wipes on your nightstand.
Try to moisturize day and night. Don't forget the common areas where wrinkles tend to pop up: the outer edges of your eyes and around your mouth.

2. Shower every day. A quick rinse-off before you start your day will make you look, smell and feel a little prettier, no matter what else is going on. Try to get it down to a routine that you can easily get through in five or 10 minutes.
Wash your hair on a regular schedule. You don't need to wash your hair every time you shower — and, in fact, people with coarser hair should stick to every other day, or even every three days. Whatever works best for you, be consistent. Your scalp gets into a routine when it comes to releasing oils into your hair, so make your life easier by maintaining the same schedule.
Trim and clean your nails once or twice a week. Your nails will be softest and most workable when you first get out of the shower, so it's a good opportunity to do a quick trim. You'll have clean, presentable fingers and toes without having to do a full-on mani-pedi.
Manage body hair. Address any shaving in the shower, and take care of plucking as soon as you get out. As a general rule of thumb, try to shave armpits every day and legs every other day, and clean up your brows once a week.
Put on deodorant as soon as you get out. It's also a good time to put on fragrance, whether it's perfume or a light body spray. (Just go easy and make sure you don't use too much!)

3Present a beautiful smile. No matter what else happens, your smile is one of your best assets. Here's how to make sure it stays sparkling:
Brush twice a day, and floss at least every night. Don't forget to gently brush your tongue, while you're at it — a lot of bacteria that cause bad breath can hang out there.
Use mouthwash at night, and keep gum or mints on-hand to make sure your mouth stays sweet and appealing.
Fight off chapped lips. If your lips tend to get flaky and dry, you're probably dehydrated — drink water more regularly, and you'll notice a difference. If that doesn't help, keep a small tube of chapstick to use throughout the day.

4. Keep your body fit. You don't have to be stick-skinny to be attractive, but it's worth the time and effort to keep your body fit and healthy. Not only will it pay off as you get older, the endorphins released during exercise will help you feel more confident and pretty.
Play a sport. Exercise doesn't have to be monotonous. If you find yourself bored to tears by the thought of going to the gym, consider taking up a sport or physically-oriented hobby. Basketball, tennis, volleyball and swimming are all great choices.
Work out with a friend. Stay committed to fitness by making it a social appointment. You're less likely to bail out on running if it means standing up your friend. Plus, you'll have someone to bond and commiserate with while you exercise.
Try to stay generally active. Take the stairs instead of the elevator, or park a little farther away from the entrance of the grocery store. It might not seem like much, but even small increases in how much you move will eventually show in your figure.
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1Enhance yo

Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck (Sonnet 14) by William Shakespeare

Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck,

And yet methinks I have astronomy;

But not to tell of good or evil luck,

Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;

Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,

Pointing to each his thunder, rain, and wind,

Or say with princes if it shall go well

By oft predict that I in heaven find.

But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,

And, constant stars, in them I read such art

As truth and beauty shall together thrive

If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert:

Or else of thee this I prognosticate,

Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.

A life by sylvia path

Touch it: it won't shrink like an eyeball,
This egg-shaped bailiwick, clear as a tear.
Here's yesterday, last year ---
Palm-spear and lily distinct as flora in the vast
Windless threadwork of a tapestry.

Flick the glass with your fingernail:
It will ping like a Chinese chime in the slightest air stir
Though nobody in there looks up or bothers to answer.
The inhabitants are light as cork,
Every one of them permanently busy.

At their feet, the sea waves bow in single file.
Never trespassing in bad temper:
Stalling in midair,
Short-reined, pawing like paradeground horses.
Overhead, the clouds sit tasseled and fancy

As Victorian cushions. This family
Of valentine faces might please a collector:
They ring true, like good china.

Elsewhere the landscape is more frank.
The light falls without letup, blindingly.

A woman is dragging her shadow in a circle
About a bald hospital saucer.
It resembles the moon, or a sheet of blank paper
And appears to have suffered a sort of private blitzkrieg.
She lives quietly

With no attachments, like a foetus in a bottle,
The obsolete house, the sea, flattened to a picture
She has one too many dimensions to enter.
Grief and anger, exorcised,
Leave her alone now.

The future is a grey seagull
Tattling in its cat-voice of departure.
Age and terror, like nurses, attend her,
And a drowned man, complaining of the great cold,
Crawls up out of the sea.

Because She Would Ask Me Why I Loved Her by Christopher Brennan

If questioning would make us wise
No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;
If all our tale were told in speech
No mouths would wander each to each.

Were spirits free from mortal mesh
And love not bound in hearts of flesh
No aching breasts would yearn to meet
And find their ecstasy complete.

For who is there that lives and knows
The secret powers by which he grows?
Were knowledge all, what were our need
To thrill and faint and sweetly bleed?.

Then seek not, sweet, the "If" and "Why"
I love you now until I die.
For I must love because I live
And life in me is what you give.

A blue valentine by joyce kilmer

Monsignore,
Right Reverend Bishop Valentinus,
Sometime of Interamna, which is called Ferni,
Now of the delightful Court of Heaven,
I respectfully salute you,
I genuflect
And I kiss your episcopal ring.

It is not, Monsignore,
The fragrant memory of your holy life,
Nor that of your shining and joyous martyrdom,
Which causes me now to address you.
But since this is your august festival, Monsignore,
It seems appropriate to me to state
According to a venerable and agreeable custom,
That I love a beautiful lady.
Her eyes, Monsignore,
Are so blue that they put lovely little blue reflections
On everything that she looks at,
Such as a wall
Or the moon
Or my heart.
It is like the light coming through blue stained glass,
Yet not quite like it,
For the blueness is not transparent,
Only translucent.
Her soul's light shines through,
But her soul cannot be seen.
It is something elusive, whimsical, tender, wanton, infantile, wise
And noble.
She wears, Monsignore, a blue garment,
Made in the manner of the Japanese.
It is very blue-
I think that her eyes have made it more blue,
Sweetly staining it
As the pressure of her body has graciously given it form.
Loving her, Monsignore,
I love all her attributes;
But I believe
That even if I did not love her
I would love the blueness of her eyes,
And her blue garment, made in the manner of the Japanese.

Monsignore,
I have never before troubled you with a request.
The saints whose ears I chiefly worry with my pleas
are the most exquisite and maternal Brigid,
Gallant Saint Stephen, who puts fire in my blood,
And your brother bishop, my patron,
The generous and jovial Saint Nicholas of Bari.
But, of your courtesy, Monsignore,
Do me this favour:
When you this morning make your way
To the Ivory Throne that bursts into bloom with roses
because of her who sits upon it,
When you come to pay your devoir to Our Lady,
I beg you, say to her:
"Madame, a poor poet, one of your singing servants yet on earth,
Has asked me to say that at this moment he is especially grateful to you
For wearing a blue gown".

7 things to tell your boyfriend without saying a word ...

There are things you're able to tell your boyfriend without saying a word to him. It's all about your body language, so you don't have to open your mouth to express how you're feeling to him. If he knows you well enough, then a simple look will tell him everything he needs to know. Here are some of the things to tell your boyfriend without even moving your lips:

1. SHUT UP
There's a certain look that you can give your boyfriend that will tell him you're unhappy with what he's saying, and that it would benefit him to stop. You might narrow your eyes, purse your lips, or shoot him a death stare. No matter what you do, he instantly knows he should be quiet. One of the easiest things to tell your boyfriend without speaking is that you're angry. Of course, if he still doesn't realize, a little nudge might help.
2. I WANT YOU
When you first met, the signals that you wanted to kiss him had to be strong so that he would get the message. You had to get close, continuously glance toward his lips, and hope that he understood. However, now that you're a couple, all you have to do is look at him a certain way and he knows you're in the mood for some lip action. You don't have to say a word
3. I SAW THAT
If he stares at another woman in public, or throws a piece of your home cooked meal to the dog, you can let him know that you saw exactly what he did. There's no hiding anything from you. All you have to do is shake your head a bit, and he knows that he's been caught.
4. I'M SAD
He knows you better than anyone else, so when you're minutes away from tears, he realizes it. He knows what kinds of things upset you, and can guess how you're going to react to them. He's one step ahead of you, because he actually pays attention.
4. I'M SAD
He knows you better than anyone else, so when you're minutes away from tears, he realizes it. He knows what kinds of things upset you, and can guess how you're going to react to them. He's one step ahead of you, because he actually pays attention.
5. I NEED TO BE ALONE
He knows when you're about to snap, and knows when he should keep his distance. You don't have to say anything for him to realize that he should leave the room, because he can figure it out on his own.
6. WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER
This look normally occurs when you're surrounded by a group of people. He'll say something that you're not comfortable with, but you don't want to fight in public, so you shoot him a look to know that you'll be continuing the conversation later.
7. I LOVE YOU
Even though the words are important to say, you can still show them through your actions. When he kisses you goodnight and you give him puppy dog eyes, he knows that you love him, even if you're too tired to say the words. It's a look that he loves getting as much as you love giving, so don't be shy.

Some of these things may seem obvious to spot, but when you're in love with someone, it's even easier to get a grasp on their emotions. You know them so well that you can have a conversation without saying a word. Is your boyfriend or girlfriend skilled when it comes to reading your emotions?

7 tips on how to get a sexier voice ...

Have you ever really thought about tips on how to get a sexier voice? Well, I’ve been thinking about it. I heard myself on a voicemail and I just sounded horrible and irritating. I want to sound so sexy when I leave a message for my husband or when he calls my phone and gets my voicemail. I really didn’t know what a sexy voice was. One night we were out with a few of his friends and I asked what characteristics make a woman’s voice sexy. These guys gave me some good tips on how to get a sexier voice and I’m going to share them with you.

1. DEEP
Men like kind of a deep voice. Not so deep that you sound like a man, but high pitch squeak voices are not a turn on. One guy said a woman’s voice is a little bit deeper when she is laying on her back talking. So give that a try. If you want to have a sexier voice on the phone lay down and have a conversation.  I've actually tried this tip on how to get a sexier voice and it works!
2. MARYLIN MONROE
It wasn’t just her curves and beautiful face that had all the guys swooning. Her voice was amazing too. Listen to old recording of this beauty legend and try to imitate her until it comes natural.  Her voice was breathy, sexy and she really knew how to work it -- you could learn a lot from her!

3. SPEED
Another guy suggested a different tip on how to get a sexier voice is to slow down. He said girls sometime speak so fast and it’s annoying. He told me he often gets accused of not listening because his girlfriend is speaking a mile a minute and he just can’t keep up so he tunes her out. He said he would probably pay more attention if she spoke slower.
5. BREATHY
Soft breathiness in a voice is also something guys find sexy. Women already have a more breathy voice than men do to genetics. Emphasizing that sound will increase the sexiness of your voice.  Just listen to Ms. Monroe, she really knows how to pull it off!
6. PRACTICE
My husband, being the guy that he is, suggested one tip on how to get a sexier voice, is to have all my friends come over and practice together. He wasn’t saying my voice was unsexy. I think he just wanted to see me and my best friends talking sexy to each other. However, he may have a point. Practice is a good idea and you probably don’t want to practice with a guy you are trying to impress, why not practice with your friends.
7. RELAX
I personally think people sound better when they are relaxed. Don’t worry too much about how you sound. What you are saying is much more important. If you self-conscious about your voice it’s going to show. Plus, if you are trying to fake it, that’s going to show too.

So there are my tips on how to get a sexier voice!  Do you ladies have any tips on how to get a sexier voice that I might have missed?  I hope these tips on how to get a sexier voice will help you out as much as they helped me!

Happiness

So early it's still almost dark out.
I'm near the window with coffee,
and the usual early morning stuff
that passes for thought.

When I see the boy and his friend
walking up the road
to deliver the newspaper.

They wear caps and sweaters,
and one boy has a bag over his shoulder.
They are so happy
they aren't saying anything, these boys.

I think if they could, they would take
each other's arm.
It's early in the morning,
and they are doing this thing together.

They come on, slowly.
The sky is taking on light,
though the moon still hangs pale over the water.

Such beauty that for a minute
death and ambition, even love,
doesn't enter into this.

Happiness. It comes on
unexpectedly. And goes beyond, really,
any early morning talk about it.

Ladies attention!!!!!

being a mild flirt and a rational guy.. i get tired of "having a girl like me" sometimes..

i can only imagine how an average girl feels.

*guys on NL bombarding u with PMs

*idlers at the bustop leering and catcalling

*u barely smile so as nt to hint a green light.

*having fake friends and few pple with good intents around.
how exhausting, invasive and overwhelming does all the attention make u feel?